The Last House on Hell Street - Horror Novel & Thriller Book for Halloween, Spooky Nights, and Scary Story Lovers

I cannot find the right words to correctly describe just how bad this movie is.If you like movies shot on video,overdone zooms, and fake blood thats way too bright then you'll love this kindergarten outing.You might enjoy the endless shots of tree branches and the endless effect of negative photography employed through out the whole miserable mess. You might enjoy the pristine woods and the beautiful wind swept fields in the Hell Street neighborhood.All these enjoyable things that combine to make no sense at all.How they got these poor actors to spend a minute in that dilapidated old run down house is a mystery to me but it must have had something to do with extra plates of nachos and cheese from the local Missouri 7-11.Unfortunately,even the lead actress's baring of her breasts couldn't save this dime store floozy of a movie! She truly was the best part of the movie except for the fact that her costume/wardrobe was that of a 16th century virgin...It simply made no sense at all. Were she on a horse for 70 minutes and the movie retitled "Lady Godiva Rocks the Big MO" it would have went places.The most redeeming thing about the whole movie is when it ended.I paid a penny for this dog plus shipping. Yes. You guessed it...I paid too much!Run as far away from this movie as you can. You'll be glad you did.